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| Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.
One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like him.
- Hey buddy, how'd you get your shiner?
- Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin' hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said: two PICKets to TITTsburg, and she hit me square in the face. How about you? Howd you get yours?
- Something similar actually! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, Honey, can you please pass the salt? But I slipped up and said "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life!" | |
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| -Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No, no, no... male or female?
-Male, female... sometimes camel... | |
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Nr. voturi: 5 Punctaj: 7.00 | |
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| A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a mans 15,000.
The wife replied:
- The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked:
- What? | |
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Nr. voturi: 2 Punctaj: 10.00 | |
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| A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused:
- Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers:
- You see, its like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause its sooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she... | |
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| Success is just like being pregnant.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were fucked! | |
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Nr. voturi: 2 Punctaj: 10.00 | |
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| TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher. | |
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Nr. voturi: 0 Punctaj: 0.00 | |
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| On Vatican Church notice board and Press Release:
"Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming:
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
will not be considered PRAYING." | |
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Nr. voturi: 1 Punctaj: 10.00 | |
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| TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. Its the same dog. | |
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Nr. voturi: 3 Punctaj: 7.00 | |
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| TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said its H to O. | |
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Nr. voturi: 2 Punctaj: 5.50 | |
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